Tomisms: Funny things my son posts on Facebook #1

So, as  a mom of older kids, I don’t get to share adorable photos of them blowing spit bubbles and running around with chubby cheeks and pigtails. I do however have two amazing and funny human beings hanging around that I’m lucky enough to call my children — one in middle school and one who just finished his first year of college and is currently in his room screaming into his Xbox headset — o.o

Soooo… in lieu of cute photos, here is a new series called -

Funny Crap my son posts on Faceboook, or just simply put — Tomisms.

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“I’m the smartest of my people, because I know, that I know nothing at all.”

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“Don’t blow giant bubbles with gum if you have a beard..”

(After I saw this post, I immediately went in search of son to see if he did in fact have gum in his beard. Unfortunately, I was too late for the priceless photo opp I’m sure that would have happened had I been a few minutes quicker!)

Don't blow giant bubbles with gum if you have a beard

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“So I almost worked out today.. But I heard a cry for help and when I got to the location of pleading, Ice cream was sad, so I ate it.”

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“Here’s a list of 10 things I do not like just cuz!”

1) Storms
2) Deep water
3) Olives
4) charcoal
5) cotton balls
6) Mustard
7) Thick material clothing
8) Styrofoam anything
9) Bland soup
10) mud

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“Happy mom day mom, hope you enjoy doing mom things. Like wacking chickens with giant flowers on LOTRO or other stuff like that.”

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Yep, I asked my son for his permission to share the random things he posts to Facebook, and I stole this photo from him, too.

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  1. 1

    Bwahahahahaha! First world problems with bubbles and beards, huh? LOL. That is hilarious!
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    My second oldest is sporting a beard right now too, and my oldest says it’s the first thing he’s going to do when he gets out of the military. ;) Your son looks good with it!!

    And on your list of things not to like… I don’t like cold weather (it’s 50-degrees here in May, bleh). :)
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    He is funny! I love this … great sense of humor!
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    You asked? LOL I NEVER ask. Love it!
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