Also a shout out to my step-dad who considers today his second Birthday!
Happy Second B-day!
I came to your apartment this morning after Jazzercise class and made mom find me a screwdriver. I put together the corner of your desk that was still sitting there. (almost got stuck under there, but i survived!) I fixed the cords to your computer that you ALWAYS leave for me to do and I found the speakers, untangled them and hooked them up so Mom can actually hear her games when she’s playing on Neopets :) I left you a coupon for a free McFlurry too!
I also stole your wireless Linksy router and all the cables I could find to go with it…. I even opened a new pack I found and stole the ethernet cable, I left you the telephone one though!! Hopefully you’re not wearing your glasses, or maybe mom misplaced them and they’re on the top of her head, and can’t read this. If you can read this then you must be hallucinating :)
Love you!
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Good one, Henrietta!
you crack me up! why is today your stepdad's second bday?… if you dont mind.